For millenia theologists and philosophers have debated whether or not there is a God. Now, for the first time in recorded history, HCwD has uncovered the truth surrounding this age old debate. Here, for the first time is irrefutable proof:

No.

There is no God.

The evidence in this pic confirms what many skeptics have argued for centuries -- that there is no deity that watches over us and/or influences our actions. Settling this once and for all is the fact that complete and utter douchebags like these two total pieces of Euro garbage have found themselves in the presence of this gorgeous creature. It's the red scarf and mullet. No God would allow such a monstrosity to occupy the same air space as this sexy little vixen. Therefore the debate is now and finally settled.

There is no God.

The Vatican has not yet commented. Neither has the Council of Rabbinical Studies. I'm sure this photo will be received with enormous consternation among all of the world's religions. I feel for them. It will be a sobering realization that there is no God. But with evidence like this they will have to accept it and move on.

Today is a day for contemplation and reflection. A time to bow our heads as we watch the settling of this age old metaphysical debate.

Or we can just stare at this chick's cans.