Wednesday, May 24, 2006
The Bleething of a Hottie
Someone in the comments section described the process of "Bleething" a hottie. As Fair Maiden Yasmine Bleeth has taught us, extended exposure to an infectuous 'bag such as The Grieco can cause a terminal case of female 'baggedness of which there is no return. We here at HCwD plan to explore the phenomenon of the infectuous 'bag and their affect on hotties -- what we'll term "Bleething."
Here we have an example of a hottie in the early stages of being Bleethed. She's already starting in with the baseball cap, however it is not yet tilted 10 degrees, so it's an early 'bag infection, probably only a stage 2. However the douchey facial expression means that this poor cutie is fast approaching a state of terminal Bleeth. If she doesn't decrease exposure to these two coral necklace, black shirt wearing total and complete douchebags, she may suffer the same fate as Fair Maiden Bleeth did.
More on this troubling disease and the hotties who suffer from it soon...
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I wouldn't touch that hoe, I mean stink-bag, with a 10' pole...
Yikes, she fell down the ugly-tree and hit every mother-fuckin' branch...
Yikes, she fell down the ugly-tree and hit every mother-fuckin' branch...
# posted by 
: 10:25 AM
: 10:25 AM
I believe they all are Semenifrious Tubeloidal Butt Noids. I believe that was what Beavis & Butt-Head called them. This affliction is in addition to the Douchebagosity Syndrome displayed.
# posted by : 10:43 AM
: 10:43 AM
Definitely a Stage 2 Bleether... no hand gestures, multiple shirts, dog tags or headbutting. With a quick and strict intervention, she can be saved...
Love the multiple handgestures on douchebag on the right...looks like a #2 and #11 combo; a tricky manuveur that brings back memories of the famous Plashenko move from the '1980 Douche Olympics; what a classic moment that was.
Love the multiple handgestures on douchebag on the right...looks like a #2 and #11 combo; a tricky manuveur that brings back memories of the famous Plashenko move from the '1980 Douche Olympics; what a classic moment that was.
# posted by : 11:04 AM
: 11:04 AM
This poor girl looks like a 90's version of that tub of shit from The Facts of Life. I can't even begin to comment on the utter douchesness of these two 'bags. Safe to say these two get called douchebags by other douchebags.
# posted by : 11:06 AM
: 11:06 AM
female baggedness or not, it's disturbing to see the dude in the middle is more affectionate towards the bro than the ho
# posted by : 11:42 AM
: 11:42 AM
This "Bleether" is further along than you bags think.
In fact, she's gone.
Don't get me wrong, I'd still tackle her at last call.
(remember those days....good times!)
She's got walking douchemonia.
She's a carrier. I must "take her temperature" to be sure, but thats the sacrifice I'm willing to make for the Douche army.
As fot these tools,
I want to punch them in the face so hard so their noses swell around those douche shades like a tree growing around a fence.
DB OUT!
In fact, she's gone.
Don't get me wrong, I'd still tackle her at last call.
(remember those days....good times!)
She's got walking douchemonia.
She's a carrier. I must "take her temperature" to be sure, but thats the sacrifice I'm willing to make for the Douche army.
As fot these tools,
I want to punch them in the face so hard so their noses swell around those douche shades like a tree growing around a fence.
DB OUT!
Sadly enough there is no recovering for this poor girl. She is like a horse with a broken leg. Please somebody shoot her and put her out of her misery.
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