Douchebag1 here, writing from my weekend jaunt to NYC where there are surprisingly not as many douchebags as in year's past. Guess I gotta go out to Queens or Jersey to see 'em these days. Not that many in the city though. There are, however, a ton of what we'll now term "Smirkbags" (coined by our very own Douche Czar in the "Carlito's Bag" thread) wandering the city with hotties in tow. The Smirkbag is a variant of the regular generic Douchebag, but one who's hidden his doucheyness under cover. But don't worry, Smirkbags. We here at HCwD see your smirky doucheyness out there fooling the hotties. And we'll have none of it. None I say!

Saw that tall blond dude who played "Zed" in Pulp Fiction hitting on some hotties in a bar in the east village last night, and he's kind of douchey. Tried to get a camera pic for my loyal readers but it was too dark.

Be on the lookout fellow 'bags. Bring your douche-spray. They're out there. And find them we will. Oh yes, find them we will...