So much douchebaggery to comment on, so little time...

Staring at this downs syndrome wannabe's mug almost makes me forget that the chick to his left really isn't that hot. Of course compared to that dude's face, she's Princess friggin' Monanoake. This dude may be up for douchebag of the decade, if I ever decide to create that award. Of course that would take effort, organization and foresight, of which I have none.

Heck, I can barely update this blog daily, let alone put together a douchebag award. But if I did, this douchebag would win it. Nice unbuttoned shirt, you oily tosser.

The girl's kinda growing on me. Like fungus. Maybe it's the exposed belly. I'm staring at it but the douchebag's watch and plastic cup make me want to grab a hatchet and cut off one of those man-boobs poking out of his gay-ass shirt.