(PIC REMOVED) Is it a fungus? Or merely a dead ferret? Whatever it is somebody needs to seriously knock that furry creature off this douchbag's head, stat. This guy isn't just a douchebag, he's douchebag essense. He's concentrated douchitude. The unbuttoned shirt, the stubble, the expression. I've known douchebags. But this guy may just take the cake. I'm so obsessed with the royal ass kicking this douchebag deserves it's almost too painful to realize just how hot the two hotties are kissing him. This deadly combination of hotness and douchebaggery may be too much
for me to handle today. I should just go back to my air mattress and stare at the roach droppings on my pillow. Maybe that'll cheer me up.